Friday+Funnies

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In time for the holidays: [|Click here for a soundful Merry Holiday.] A brief history of [|Chanukah, Kwanza, and Christmas at BrainPOP].
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 * How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
 * If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
 * Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
 * Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
 * Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
 * Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
 * What did cured ham actually have?
 * How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
 * Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
 * If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
 * Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?